Burlington Who’s Who
The Pewfie (PU-FI) is one of the most unfamiliar wild animals in North America today. This animal has been known to migrate to the Burlington – Green Bay area during the summer months from southern California. A timid creature, the pewfie is considered to be a strict vegan. In fact, the pewfie’s life is inextricably linked to clay for sustenance and unlike most wild animals, it has a strong need for spiritual cleansing.